Eliz and Eileen have become half human, half poogles. The stress of math has finally taken its toll on them and now they are blabbering nonsense to each other. How sad.

Anyway Eliz the half poogle helped me to borrow Adrian Mole's stupid diary. He is a huge loser.
But I like it somehow- the sarcastic and insensitive remarks are really cool.

His life is like, he breaks up with Girl A his childhood sweetheart and then moves on to Girl B but Girl B breaks up with him to find solace in his mum's younger boyfriend and then he has a wife and then he dumps his wife and he has a one night stand with a daddy's girl who has overprotective parents that force him to marry her and he falls for her hot sister :)

I kind of hate it when people talk about ________ and they totally misinterpret and make me look like a fool. Like, "Eh you're _____ so you think that the world is square right!" Look,one person that may have the same beliefs as me doesn't mean I share the other's opinions.
You can't take one person to represent the whole bloody congregation okay!

ARGH, F.

Thanks amethyst for cheering me up (and giving me that stupid recipe).