Somehow I think some of us are just plain idiots not to recognize anything):
AND I LOST THE IPOD!! Feeling dead guilty now my father has been moping around the house. If by chance you're the asshole who stole it and you're reading this you can totally watch out.

Eliz and Felicia and I want to by S Diet Dog Food. S, you'll totally need it; I'm just respecting your (well, not much to begin with) dignity by not flaming you up and revealing your revolting name.

You think we're the losers? Well, well. Obviously you've haven't taken a good look in the mirror for extremely long (another reason why you look so dirty) and think. Oh, I kinda forgot... You don't HAVE a brain. You just got promoted because you had three stupid measly pity marks given to you. Stupid, or what?

So don't backstab us, because we don't give a f. Go on and tell everyone how you think we suck. Well, see, the people who liked you actually kind of hate you now and wished you were dead.

SO THERE :)